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The essential of the Day: Lady Gaga - Born This Way

My clafoutis, I know, I know: Annie Girardot is dead, the Oscars were crowned The King's Speech , Cindy Sander released a new song, MAM has sprayed the government as an old acne pimples: it many things happening today unavoidable. But, only one request, how to miss the new music video Amanda Lear Lady Gaga on this last day of February, I ask you?

Answer: we can not. By cons, you can count the points.

The "cons" : everyone has already said, but why would I be smarter than everyone else, this title is just Express Yourself by Madonna past the mixer. For what was announced as the new gay anthem I Will Survive exceed in the history of music, obviously we were a little disappointed at first listen. Good, bad and force it to do anything with his face and with his clothes, it is not too surprised, either. Post-dated last clip ( Alejandro) who was already a little dark with dancers dressed not much, it is almost in the repetition. There is also this pub unbearable you can not zap the beginning video. I hope the French Games has paid the skin of the buttocks.

The pros : the atmosphere over the top (it's SO gay), the unicorn on the thigh, skeleton with pink hair, the skeleton without hair, a little trip on zarb birth (which, for once glue - about - the words of the song), the Rorschach test to illustrate the details of a little murky "confinement", choreography (worked, as always), the inverted pink triangle, 80's the small touches, delirium visual consistency with all his recent public appearances, hairstyles "WTF / help", the message of tolerance and openness of mind (well, it's marketing, but hey ) addressed the audience and its little monsters freaks ...

We can criticize many things to Gaga, but it included at least one thing: the videos do not report anything, so maybe they are expensive to make, but the Youtube time, the more you work the more they are seen, the more we talk, the more one succeeds in become embedded in the music news. We can also say she is not afraid to be ridiculous to do too much, running out of tire (it will announce a new tour, what, ten minutes?) That the Trafficking of connection, of hearty or engineering, it continues to dig the groove of his (apparently) huge art project around the pop-culture, followed by his horde of fans hysteroscopy under the eye sometimes amused, sometimes annoyed, sometimes of indifferent others. Waiting to see if it succeeds in crossing patterns and times (she takes a turn when the music poufs will no longer fashionable?), But in any case, the register pop / dance, she always seems unrivaled. Not because she is more talented or has a nicer voice than Ke $ ha , Erika Jayne and other by-products of the wave slut, but because she knows how to stage his career and News: showbiz is all about this, and perhaps Lady Gaga happen it to posterity for that. We have raised awareness of this fact.

With Gaga, and it becomes clear account of what has allowed Madonna to continue, or Britney Spears so surpass his (false) Xtina Aguilera rival in the early 2000s: the story-telling. Side orders of music: the provocative visual (Madonna and her fake masturbation, Britney and pouts of schoolgirl minor), the discourse on sex, on virginity, marriage of soap operas, interviews surreal, the fact not to be afraid of this too ... And of course, a certain amount of flair and intelligence, too. Whether it comes from producers or turkeys themselves are not maintained well in the pantheon of the collective imagination of poufs without a minimum of work and anticipation.

short, Gaga does not seem to want to disappear in 2011. The controversy can be linked together, we can be certain that it will continue to stir. This enthusiasm permanent touch of madness more or less real, remains very refreshing in a niche slut wave where it remains the most closed, and managed to preserve the illusion that it is an avant-garde in time when much of her colleagues have also adopted this posture between sexual freedom, and hymns freakshow tolerance.


For that alone, 2011 may still be a year Gaga.

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The false idea of the day: a remake of The Bodyguard

Hi endive is still Christine Bravo (naked) who speaks to you. I do not know if you heard of this heresy that is about to emerge, probably in the playwrights features Taylor Swift: a remake of The Bodyguard . Yeah, the film formed in 1992 the top of the career of Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner (two people I discovered the existence at that time) (I am part of that generation who spurned the careers of Whitney Houston in the 80 no) (although it is his most prolific).

Nan but what makes them?

...

Oh yeah, there's wheat to be done, sorry.

must say that The Bodyguard, Titanic until 1997 and , is the best selling soundtrack in history. It is also a real success at the box office, albeit in proportions that seem ridiculous today, now that a movie over a billion dollars in worldwide revenue each year, but anyway. And that ultimately, despite a plot just completely ridiculous, the successful marriage of two industries of entertainment that do not know when the crisis: the music and cinoche. Whitney Houston, America's sweetheart still overwhelmed by Mariah Carey and near the expiration date thirties, is THE diva of the early 90s, and Kevin Costner, who was then chained Dance with wolves, Robin Hood and JFK or THE popular actor, considered a sex symbol despite its flagrant pinch single expression. Those two could not be planted. Even with a film down by critics and featuring a mute bodyguard who falls for his client singer / actress so spoiled at the risk of harm to his job because of it ...

If one adds to this the soundtrack that reclaims a classic country music by Dolly Parton at the point of forgetting to do, and few sinegueules syrupy (and Grammy Award for album of the year in the key) (frankly, it often happens, today released several sinegueules a soundtrack?), we get one of pop's most emblematic objects of the 90's, stuck somewhere between romance and unbridled commercialism. It's beautiful.

Subsequently, Kevin Costner would gradually denigrate, marked in particular by hot iron Waterworld, while Whitney, after firmly at the helm until the turn of the 2000 (musically, at least), would go into drugs and sordid crimes (and NO, the comeback of 2009 is not successful, that's enough now). But The BodyGuard him, remained to posterity turnips flamboyant atmosphere of the movie / pop diva.

But a remake, really, is it really necessary?

Because hindsight, we all come to see, just as with Titanic, the runaway early, the thunderbolt public around this film was a bit exaggerated. Long ago that nobody assumes to have owned the VHS or, worse, have plastered the film poster in his room. The enthusiasm of many months during which the film has been riding on its success (thanks to sinegueules from the soundtrack), then gave way to a kind of cultural hangover: do we not come to pass six months to flatter a silly romantic-thriller single shampoo for overweight? Oh yes, well. M'enfin good, do not bother to type, eh, we know that true you vibrate the film in the first degree, a kind of pop slut.

This too-muchitude made The BodyGuard a souvenir cheesy a little ashamed that likes to put down, depressed evening when he returns to the cable. But certainly not a film that the remake would be necessary ... Whitney between contributing to the Oscars in the film, hoping it will materialize into reality (fortunately it was not), the required over-camp scenes and clumsy scriptwriting springs ( "I am harassed by a fan psychopath who wants to commune with me in a great outpouring of (his) and semen (my) blood: and if I isolate myself in a cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere to be sure he me found in less than 24 hours come and kill me nothing happens? "), this film has not only matured: it is inherently bad, unsurpassable in its dimension queer and not wildly original in his script, and re-contextualize the story in our 2010s With our fashionitude and technologies, will not make it better.

The first rumors about the remake because that would indicate particular account of the historical-political (the bodyguard is a veteran of the war in Iraq) (really) and the influence of the web root (TMZ, Twitter, etc..), which now makes it even more the easy paparazzades and other harassment of fans (that was the subject of the film, as a reminder). Uh, yes, but frankly, who cares, right?

What is a new singer / actress, gender Taylor Swift, Brandy or (worse) Miley Cyrus may well bring it back to the canvas? If in addition it does not benefit from the aura of the soundtrack I Will Always Love You to save the movie in the public eye, what will he, if not a pale copy of a not that movie already Folichon it, which was quite sufficient in itself?

It's too bad. Waiting to see how this story will tweak, which comprise the cast (Paris Hilton Britney Spears? Lady Gaga?), How the story will be rebuilt ... But honestly, without being a good movie, The Bodyguard seems untouchable.

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Black Swan: Oscar can escape Natalie Portman?

My pecan tarts, know that last night I went to see it film last week (because I'm not afraid of being has-been, as it is about a week or two): Black Swan so. Or how Natalie Portman will have the Oscar for Best Actress (Annette Bening unless just pipped at the post by surprise at the last second).

I know not many Darren Aronofsky. Requiem For A Dream, I never had the courage. Decaying arm of Jared Leto, no thank you. The Wrestler and staples, either. Black Swan not too exception to this trend anxiety to maim the bodies of his performers, and it is both what bothered me the most and what really grabbed me in the plot of this latest film. Namely, or sense that things will happen Gore has a knack for keeping me awake is what allows Black Swan being pompously called thriller, then it's just the story, quite clearly intended as such, a girl who becomes schizophrenic.

Moreover it shows ...

So the Natalie Portman plays the role of Nina, a ballerina of the New York City Ballet. It has been four years since she was pissed with discipline in the ranks of pretty dolls without forms, without buttocks and no boobs who inhabit this fascinating tribal arts. Without knowing the ballet, we already know that this environment requires a lot of control over her body, deprivation and hardship, in a sort of quest for absolute beauty which we poor mortals fed Big Macs and bullshit blogging, are quite incapable. And then, Nina, it's been a little four years, like all others, it bides its time.

And his hour comes, as the company decides to splash his old Beth star (Winona Ryder, disturbing) to "offer world a new face juvenile charges. Choreographer perverse (Vincent Cassel, grotesque as often in English, but apparently I'm alone in thinking) wants to get "his" version of Swan Lake, and chose the dual-role Senior pitcher Nina's nice for his technical mastery and its potential, but finds she has a broom in the ass. What is not annoying to play the white swan, but more difficult to enter the skin of the sensual and manipulative black swan ... Nina will therefore have to exceed it in its search for potential wife ... in short, that from there it escalates.

Drama behind the scenes, crepe buns ( Showgirls girls distinguished?) Madness back but more and more evident: in the end nothing really revolutionary, but all (or almost) is in the interpretation. By placing the viewer in the eyes of Nina (we do not leave an inch of the whole movie), the director has fun: more and more frequently, we see that strange things happening to the point you end up not tell the difference between reality and hallucinations. Obviously, this role, this expectation, desire, all is not insignificant for Nina. That is suggested, with big hooves, at throughout the film, sometimes with rifle shots: the abusive mother who was passing in his career as a dancer and pushes her daughter to live for her ringing phone, the rival sensual and confident with his black wings tattooed on the back (Mila Kunis, former That 70's Show , very very good), the box probably listened to music since childhood, swans stuffed in the little girl's room ...

short, Nina finally the role of his Laif, it did not really have the right to plant if not his life will be meaningless, she has a little pressure, will stands head and will have to cross (and us) his fear of success, to overcome his anxieties, his growing paranoia, his body as it seeks ...

Personally, I have primarily been amazed by the performance of Natalie Portman, remaining somewhat indifferent to glaucous Grand Guignol a little worn from Aronofsky. Carrying the film from beginning to end (since the film is to follow and to "live" what she saw), it goes by many states and manages to make us marry his state of mind, his neuroses and anxieties . The ending is a bit bazardée but experience that the film takes us through the side of the little Natalie is a tour de force. When we remember also benefit as previous V for Vendetta, Closer or Star Wars ... One wonders how Hollywood could do without reward this actress already entered the history of cinema, capable of almost anything without abandoning his look slightly worried.

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Who the F *** IS Jessie J? The Pop-

My sesame breadsticks, I'm in a state of nerves near the Kansas, by dint of asking me a thousand questions of life and not know how to respond none. I feel dry for an exam, and I honestly thought that all that crap behind me were cramming. Where is the world? Who am I? What am I? What I seek? I wander what state? Where are the crackers? The new Lady Gaga is it bad? I swear, I pay my copy in an hour, and I totally dropped.

I think I'll start to bitch bloug this design, it'll calm me down. ( Naaaaaaaaan! )

Is it by any chance you would be part of the already-fans of Jessie J., this pretty girl known for some months and announced as the new pop sensation 2011? In my case I still barely hear it in my box troubadours. Is that for now, I feel that two things:

1) is not yet known because it is too limited to hipsters (like Calvin Harris or Vampire Weekend), or

2) it is destined to be popular but the sauce takes a little time to take (a bit like sinegueule Willow Smith, which has been much talked about Oueb but that no one bought in the end).

In my case, I rather see Katy Perry, who would eat Nelly Furtado (Putafranges period) to get to sing Natasha Bedingfield, and then a minor sinegueule P! nk.

And then there is a bit of Gwen Stefani in this clip. Probably influence claimed by the little one, for that matter: the universe regressive childlike, teddy, doll's house, in the ballerina music box, the puppets ... It is somewhere between music video Bye Bye (N'Sync), one of What You Waiting For (Gwen Stefani) and any clip in which Rihanna wears leggings Panther and vinyl bodysuits.

Nothing new under the sun, in fact.

What depresses me is that she is three years younger than I, like many famous people now, and it already boasts some references to the meter, since it has already written songs Rihanna, Christina Aguilepute or Miley Cyrus (which is not necessarily a guarantee of quality, eh, but hey, at least it proves that people whose albums are experiencing a global distribution intergalactic quite honestly trusted him ask for one of its crusts on their cake). Once nénette the age of my little brother, and therefore should, logically, be in college, right? I mean, if we go by my the logic of numbers, being born in 1988, it means having, what, 14 years from today while farting, right? I do not do this harsh law of time, which means that people born in 1990 now permit voting and adult life is beyond my intellectual capacity.

short, all that to say what in the end? Eh bah all shelters are alerted : The damsel Jessie J released his album this week in the United Kingdom, and the wave in Europe, announced last three or four months, so perhaps will finally happen. Unless its predecessors Britney and Gaga dégomment do shit like a mouse with their new ... I like the idea that it will take a bit of hype, anyway.

Otherwise, it's me, or BoB food to all the racks featuring pop? Looks like Kelly Rowland. Well, I'm kidding, but in fact it may well be him, the real revelation in recent months to force out the sinegueule kilometer. What is always better than Pitbull , admittedly.