Hello my breaded poultry, I have not disappeared from circulation. Hello in passing to readers Urbania that have fallen here without really knowing what to expect: Welcome, and do not expect anything, it's a bit of a mess standing here.
End bracket "politeness québecoise.
You know, my terrine in jelly, I'm a fan of Rankings stupid and pompous ceremonies. This is probably an outlet for my next school / first class, which struggles to express himself since he had to start confronting the real world of grown-ups (the biggest scam that attempted child to sell us) (worse than the Cape's, who were only false Pogs with false Kinis) (outrageous).
End bracket "politeness québecoise.
You know, my terrine in jelly, I'm a fan of Rankings stupid and pompous ceremonies. This is probably an outlet for my next school / first class, which struggles to express himself since he had to start confronting the real world of grown-ups (the biggest scam that attempted child to sell us) (worse than the Cape's, who were only false Pogs with false Kinis) (outrageous).
That's why I taste a bit obvious pathetic for the Grammys, the Oscars, the Cesars, the MTV Europe Music Awards, MTV Movie Awards, MTV Video Music Awards ( yeah, MTV truste quite the niche, as a remnant from the days when it was still a music channel) (rhooooo) ... So when my 14 to spring NRJ launched a ceremony to hand over the alleged record straight in France, and rewarding music cod shamefully snubbed by the Victoires de la Musique, I was over excited. Well, the early years, I forgave the side a little cheap ceremonies, guests and winners, saying it was after all a start. It is complicated, the beginnings are unclear how to reward a meaningful way. And then be said to let the public vote, too: suddenly, the charts often reflects the fashion of the moment, the whim of a moment, and not so much the artist or song that will go down in history. The French public is voting on NRJ has a flair of shit, really. It is seldom more than fourteen years, must say, the French public who votes on NRJ ...
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| "This year it's up to you!" ... Why, it's usually NRJ who decides? Ah yes. |
But hey, there's enough: it's been a dozen years that the event exists (without interruption, despite not always génialissime hearings either), the organizers we now sell as a ceremony internationally renowned as a landmark of Midem, and artists too ridiculous not occur on the stage which hosts the Cannes NRJ Music Awards ... So why the charts do they continue to be laughable?
Last year, the Francophone Female Artist of the Year was Essaïdi Sofia (who?), The international group of the year, it was Tokio Hotel (really? z'ont does what in 2009?) the song of the year Mozart was the rock opera (that won also the revelation of the year for Mothe Florent) (who ?)...
The tragedy of this ceremony is that the investment product occupy half of the screen. The two products in question being TF1 and NRJ, which s'autocongratulent their productions, musicals Kamel Ouali, students of Star Academy 'and other niceties ( han, but nah, you say anything, look at the Last year Christophe Willem y'z'ont rewarded! ) (Yeah) ... Song last year? I Gotta Feeling , the title issued twelve times a day on the antenna NRJ in 2009, and serves as a generic issue. DJ of the year? Ah nan Y'avait no appointments, that we arranged it, that David Guetta Y'avait had released an album, Bob Sinclar and Martin Solveig had pool ... Well, one has only to skip the class, eh, it will be not.
The nominations this year were provided: feasting was there was so much quality music and sinegueules too cool you could put six pre-named category, which pass four the final (I do not see much use for filtering the trick in two) (ah, if forgiveness to vote Mylène Farmer fans who would be afraid that their idol does not pass the first selection and does not attend the antenna 22 January). This gives us:
Francophone Revelation
Camelia Jordana (thank you New Star in 2009, eh, because it is not thanks to his two sinegueules of 2010 it is named)
Joyce Jonathan
Uncle Ben Soul (super, a cover of Seven Nation Army too unusual, too cool as a concept)
Pony Pony Run Run (NRJ never ashamed of a year and a half years late on this kind of revelation) (see Nelly Furtado, declared revelation of the year ... 2007)
Revelation International
Inna (which is probably only there to number)
Justin Bieber (nu) (who wins because it's the only real celebrity star of the lot)
Keisha (who could win but the tubes a bit dated now)
Taio Cruz (another appointment is one year late)
Francophone Female Artist of the Year
Heart Pirate (very relevant, an album released in spring 2009 and no new sinegueule extract for six months: 2010 was clearly the year of Beatrice Martin)
Jenifer (who will win because it is a product TF1 and the press continues to rave about everything she lays, even when it's an oven)
Mylène Farmer (who will be supported by multiple voices of his horde of crazy fans)
Shy'm (uh, April Fool?)
Francophone Male Artist of the Year
Christophe Maé
(help) (it is obviously going to win, its sales and radio talk beatings for him)
David Guetta (who competed last year as an artist and as a French international album) ( would still choose)
Gregory (help - bis)
M Pokora (which can also win, because his life is unexplainable without the intervention of a fan club capable of a fierce lobbying particularly aggressive)
(in fact, there are only heads spades in this category)
(in fact, there are only heads spades in this category)
International Female Artist of the Year
Rihanna (who is in favor of having lots of news releases and having his album recently)
Lady Gaga (who will win because his fanbase is power Mylène Farmer 10)
Katy Perry (three singueules on No. 1 in the USA, but here it shows too)
Shakira (who does not care a bit about our mouth singing now only onomatopoeia)
International Male Artist of the Year
Enrique Iglesias (really?)
Eminem (who often wins)
Usher (who was slurred, but why not)
James Blunt (who is no longer singing ballads written for depressed women who died, which would destabilize its audience)
Group / duo / troupe francophone year
Superbus (so there are no groups available on French NRJ they are the only "group" category) (we will report the absence of Sexion Assault, whose strong rotation of the first half would have to be easily justified an appointment) (their feeble interview will follow them long) (well done)
Julien Doré and Coeur de Pirate
K ' naan and Fefe
Zaho and Justin Nozuka (y 'just one that is not French, but it does not matter)
Group / duo / troupe International Year
Muse
Black Eyed Peas (yet?)
Lady Gaga and Beyonce
Eminem and Rihanna
It should be noted that there is a category of "international song of the year" and Category " Hit of the Year ", which is a ridiculous idea (so what, the hit of the year, for a song but shit we love, and song of the year, that's a good song?), but no category "chanson." The latter category will probably open Saturday night, just to get a shower of live premium SMS, which will play the Nikos suspense "is very tight, continue to cough up vote for your favorite" ( except in truth, everyone who cares if the best song does not win) (proof, everyone seemed very happy when Mr. Pokora had won control She ).
Let us also note that there are no categories "album", because the album but who cares, who takes the trouble to listen in full, eh? And two classes disappeared miraculously reappear from the past: the video of the year and the concert of the year.
short, overall, the NRJ Music Awards, it could have been a nice trick, some serious and able to compete with a ceremony a bit academic, but as the Brit Awards putassière example (never spit on the good stuff puts forth as the Spice Girls or Girls Aloud), and ultimately it is a wave emission variétoche a little plane-plane by Nikos and his gags bof bof, a ceremony that continues to lug around an image without creating some real amateur event, capable of being beaten in court by Patrick Sebastien.
When you see the face of the charts for ten years (K-Maro Song of the Year with Femme Like U , Cleopatra French Troupe of 2009 even before the show has given its first performance, The Calling [who?] Group International in 2003 when it is clearly a group to a tube, The Jonas Brothers Revelation International appointed as they are mostly peoples that nobody listens to songs in France, Roch Voisine out of formalin to be named Male Artist of the year thanks to a single sinegueule ...), you laugh uproariously (as long as you are to laugh at stuff too trivial), we Conchie voter minor, and finally we can say that I'm just an old fart and I do not understand the musical trend.
up session Saturday night?
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