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The essential of the Day: Lady Gaga - Born This Way

My clafoutis, I know, I know: Annie Girardot is dead, the Oscars were crowned The King's Speech , Cindy Sander released a new song, MAM has sprayed the government as an old acne pimples: it many things happening today unavoidable. But, only one request, how to miss the new music video Amanda Lear Lady Gaga on this last day of February, I ask you?

Answer: we can not. By cons, you can count the points.

The "cons" : everyone has already said, but why would I be smarter than everyone else, this title is just Express Yourself by Madonna past the mixer. For what was announced as the new gay anthem I Will Survive exceed in the history of music, obviously we were a little disappointed at first listen. Good, bad and force it to do anything with his face and with his clothes, it is not too surprised, either. Post-dated last clip ( Alejandro) who was already a little dark with dancers dressed not much, it is almost in the repetition. There is also this pub unbearable you can not zap the beginning video. I hope the French Games has paid the skin of the buttocks.

The pros : the atmosphere over the top (it's SO gay), the unicorn on the thigh, skeleton with pink hair, the skeleton without hair, a little trip on zarb birth (which, for once glue - about - the words of the song), the Rorschach test to illustrate the details of a little murky "confinement", choreography (worked, as always), the inverted pink triangle, 80's the small touches, delirium visual consistency with all his recent public appearances, hairstyles "WTF / help", the message of tolerance and openness of mind (well, it's marketing, but hey ) addressed the audience and its little monsters freaks ...

We can criticize many things to Gaga, but it included at least one thing: the videos do not report anything, so maybe they are expensive to make, but the Youtube time, the more you work the more they are seen, the more we talk, the more one succeeds in become embedded in the music news. We can also say she is not afraid to be ridiculous to do too much, running out of tire (it will announce a new tour, what, ten minutes?) That the Trafficking of connection, of hearty or engineering, it continues to dig the groove of his (apparently) huge art project around the pop-culture, followed by his horde of fans hysteroscopy under the eye sometimes amused, sometimes annoyed, sometimes of indifferent others. Waiting to see if it succeeds in crossing patterns and times (she takes a turn when the music poufs will no longer fashionable?), But in any case, the register pop / dance, she always seems unrivaled. Not because she is more talented or has a nicer voice than Ke $ ha , Erika Jayne and other by-products of the wave slut, but because she knows how to stage his career and News: showbiz is all about this, and perhaps Lady Gaga happen it to posterity for that. We have raised awareness of this fact.

With Gaga, and it becomes clear account of what has allowed Madonna to continue, or Britney Spears so surpass his (false) Xtina Aguilera rival in the early 2000s: the story-telling. Side orders of music: the provocative visual (Madonna and her fake masturbation, Britney and pouts of schoolgirl minor), the discourse on sex, on virginity, marriage of soap operas, interviews surreal, the fact not to be afraid of this too ... And of course, a certain amount of flair and intelligence, too. Whether it comes from producers or turkeys themselves are not maintained well in the pantheon of the collective imagination of poufs without a minimum of work and anticipation.

short, Gaga does not seem to want to disappear in 2011. The controversy can be linked together, we can be certain that it will continue to stir. This enthusiasm permanent touch of madness more or less real, remains very refreshing in a niche slut wave where it remains the most closed, and managed to preserve the illusion that it is an avant-garde in time when much of her colleagues have also adopted this posture between sexual freedom, and hymns freakshow tolerance.


For that alone, 2011 may still be a year Gaga.

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The false idea of the day: a remake of The Bodyguard

Hi endive is still Christine Bravo (naked) who speaks to you. I do not know if you heard of this heresy that is about to emerge, probably in the playwrights features Taylor Swift: a remake of The Bodyguard . Yeah, the film formed in 1992 the top of the career of Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner (two people I discovered the existence at that time) (I am part of that generation who spurned the careers of Whitney Houston in the 80 no) (although it is his most prolific).

Nan but what makes them?

...

Oh yeah, there's wheat to be done, sorry.

must say that The Bodyguard, Titanic until 1997 and , is the best selling soundtrack in history. It is also a real success at the box office, albeit in proportions that seem ridiculous today, now that a movie over a billion dollars in worldwide revenue each year, but anyway. And that ultimately, despite a plot just completely ridiculous, the successful marriage of two industries of entertainment that do not know when the crisis: the music and cinoche. Whitney Houston, America's sweetheart still overwhelmed by Mariah Carey and near the expiration date thirties, is THE diva of the early 90s, and Kevin Costner, who was then chained Dance with wolves, Robin Hood and JFK or THE popular actor, considered a sex symbol despite its flagrant pinch single expression. Those two could not be planted. Even with a film down by critics and featuring a mute bodyguard who falls for his client singer / actress so spoiled at the risk of harm to his job because of it ...

If one adds to this the soundtrack that reclaims a classic country music by Dolly Parton at the point of forgetting to do, and few sinegueules syrupy (and Grammy Award for album of the year in the key) (frankly, it often happens, today released several sinegueules a soundtrack?), we get one of pop's most emblematic objects of the 90's, stuck somewhere between romance and unbridled commercialism. It's beautiful.

Subsequently, Kevin Costner would gradually denigrate, marked in particular by hot iron Waterworld, while Whitney, after firmly at the helm until the turn of the 2000 (musically, at least), would go into drugs and sordid crimes (and NO, the comeback of 2009 is not successful, that's enough now). But The BodyGuard him, remained to posterity turnips flamboyant atmosphere of the movie / pop diva.

But a remake, really, is it really necessary?

Because hindsight, we all come to see, just as with Titanic, the runaway early, the thunderbolt public around this film was a bit exaggerated. Long ago that nobody assumes to have owned the VHS or, worse, have plastered the film poster in his room. The enthusiasm of many months during which the film has been riding on its success (thanks to sinegueules from the soundtrack), then gave way to a kind of cultural hangover: do we not come to pass six months to flatter a silly romantic-thriller single shampoo for overweight? Oh yes, well. M'enfin good, do not bother to type, eh, we know that true you vibrate the film in the first degree, a kind of pop slut.

This too-muchitude made The BodyGuard a souvenir cheesy a little ashamed that likes to put down, depressed evening when he returns to the cable. But certainly not a film that the remake would be necessary ... Whitney between contributing to the Oscars in the film, hoping it will materialize into reality (fortunately it was not), the required over-camp scenes and clumsy scriptwriting springs ( "I am harassed by a fan psychopath who wants to commune with me in a great outpouring of (his) and semen (my) blood: and if I isolate myself in a cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere to be sure he me found in less than 24 hours come and kill me nothing happens? "), this film has not only matured: it is inherently bad, unsurpassable in its dimension queer and not wildly original in his script, and re-contextualize the story in our 2010s With our fashionitude and technologies, will not make it better.

The first rumors about the remake because that would indicate particular account of the historical-political (the bodyguard is a veteran of the war in Iraq) (really) and the influence of the web root (TMZ, Twitter, etc..), which now makes it even more the easy paparazzades and other harassment of fans (that was the subject of the film, as a reminder). Uh, yes, but frankly, who cares, right?

What is a new singer / actress, gender Taylor Swift, Brandy or (worse) Miley Cyrus may well bring it back to the canvas? If in addition it does not benefit from the aura of the soundtrack I Will Always Love You to save the movie in the public eye, what will he, if not a pale copy of a not that movie already Folichon it, which was quite sufficient in itself?

It's too bad. Waiting to see how this story will tweak, which comprise the cast (Paris Hilton Britney Spears? Lady Gaga?), How the story will be rebuilt ... But honestly, without being a good movie, The Bodyguard seems untouchable.

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Black Swan: Oscar can escape Natalie Portman?

My pecan tarts, know that last night I went to see it film last week (because I'm not afraid of being has-been, as it is about a week or two): Black Swan so. Or how Natalie Portman will have the Oscar for Best Actress (Annette Bening unless just pipped at the post by surprise at the last second).

I know not many Darren Aronofsky. Requiem For A Dream, I never had the courage. Decaying arm of Jared Leto, no thank you. The Wrestler and staples, either. Black Swan not too exception to this trend anxiety to maim the bodies of his performers, and it is both what bothered me the most and what really grabbed me in the plot of this latest film. Namely, or sense that things will happen Gore has a knack for keeping me awake is what allows Black Swan being pompously called thriller, then it's just the story, quite clearly intended as such, a girl who becomes schizophrenic.

Moreover it shows ...

So the Natalie Portman plays the role of Nina, a ballerina of the New York City Ballet. It has been four years since she was pissed with discipline in the ranks of pretty dolls without forms, without buttocks and no boobs who inhabit this fascinating tribal arts. Without knowing the ballet, we already know that this environment requires a lot of control over her body, deprivation and hardship, in a sort of quest for absolute beauty which we poor mortals fed Big Macs and bullshit blogging, are quite incapable. And then, Nina, it's been a little four years, like all others, it bides its time.

And his hour comes, as the company decides to splash his old Beth star (Winona Ryder, disturbing) to "offer world a new face juvenile charges. Choreographer perverse (Vincent Cassel, grotesque as often in English, but apparently I'm alone in thinking) wants to get "his" version of Swan Lake, and chose the dual-role Senior pitcher Nina's nice for his technical mastery and its potential, but finds she has a broom in the ass. What is not annoying to play the white swan, but more difficult to enter the skin of the sensual and manipulative black swan ... Nina will therefore have to exceed it in its search for potential wife ... in short, that from there it escalates.

Drama behind the scenes, crepe buns ( Showgirls girls distinguished?) Madness back but more and more evident: in the end nothing really revolutionary, but all (or almost) is in the interpretation. By placing the viewer in the eyes of Nina (we do not leave an inch of the whole movie), the director has fun: more and more frequently, we see that strange things happening to the point you end up not tell the difference between reality and hallucinations. Obviously, this role, this expectation, desire, all is not insignificant for Nina. That is suggested, with big hooves, at throughout the film, sometimes with rifle shots: the abusive mother who was passing in his career as a dancer and pushes her daughter to live for her ringing phone, the rival sensual and confident with his black wings tattooed on the back (Mila Kunis, former That 70's Show , very very good), the box probably listened to music since childhood, swans stuffed in the little girl's room ...

short, Nina finally the role of his Laif, it did not really have the right to plant if not his life will be meaningless, she has a little pressure, will stands head and will have to cross (and us) his fear of success, to overcome his anxieties, his growing paranoia, his body as it seeks ...

Personally, I have primarily been amazed by the performance of Natalie Portman, remaining somewhat indifferent to glaucous Grand Guignol a little worn from Aronofsky. Carrying the film from beginning to end (since the film is to follow and to "live" what she saw), it goes by many states and manages to make us marry his state of mind, his neuroses and anxieties . The ending is a bit bazardée but experience that the film takes us through the side of the little Natalie is a tour de force. When we remember also benefit as previous V for Vendetta, Closer or Star Wars ... One wonders how Hollywood could do without reward this actress already entered the history of cinema, capable of almost anything without abandoning his look slightly worried.

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Who the F *** IS Jessie J? The Pop-

My sesame breadsticks, I'm in a state of nerves near the Kansas, by dint of asking me a thousand questions of life and not know how to respond none. I feel dry for an exam, and I honestly thought that all that crap behind me were cramming. Where is the world? Who am I? What am I? What I seek? I wander what state? Where are the crackers? The new Lady Gaga is it bad? I swear, I pay my copy in an hour, and I totally dropped.

I think I'll start to bitch bloug this design, it'll calm me down. ( Naaaaaaaaan! )

Is it by any chance you would be part of the already-fans of Jessie J., this pretty girl known for some months and announced as the new pop sensation 2011? In my case I still barely hear it in my box troubadours. Is that for now, I feel that two things:

1) is not yet known because it is too limited to hipsters (like Calvin Harris or Vampire Weekend), or

2) it is destined to be popular but the sauce takes a little time to take (a bit like sinegueule Willow Smith, which has been much talked about Oueb but that no one bought in the end).

In my case, I rather see Katy Perry, who would eat Nelly Furtado (Putafranges period) to get to sing Natasha Bedingfield, and then a minor sinegueule P! nk.

And then there is a bit of Gwen Stefani in this clip. Probably influence claimed by the little one, for that matter: the universe regressive childlike, teddy, doll's house, in the ballerina music box, the puppets ... It is somewhere between music video Bye Bye (N'Sync), one of What You Waiting For (Gwen Stefani) and any clip in which Rihanna wears leggings Panther and vinyl bodysuits.

Nothing new under the sun, in fact.

What depresses me is that she is three years younger than I, like many famous people now, and it already boasts some references to the meter, since it has already written songs Rihanna, Christina Aguilepute or Miley Cyrus (which is not necessarily a guarantee of quality, eh, but hey, at least it proves that people whose albums are experiencing a global distribution intergalactic quite honestly trusted him ask for one of its crusts on their cake). Once nénette the age of my little brother, and therefore should, logically, be in college, right? I mean, if we go by my the logic of numbers, being born in 1988, it means having, what, 14 years from today while farting, right? I do not do this harsh law of time, which means that people born in 1990 now permit voting and adult life is beyond my intellectual capacity.

short, all that to say what in the end? Eh bah all shelters are alerted : The damsel Jessie J released his album this week in the United Kingdom, and the wave in Europe, announced last three or four months, so perhaps will finally happen. Unless its predecessors Britney and Gaga dégomment do shit like a mouse with their new ... I like the idea that it will take a bit of hype, anyway.

Otherwise, it's me, or BoB food to all the racks featuring pop? Looks like Kelly Rowland. Well, I'm kidding, but in fact it may well be him, the real revelation in recent months to force out the sinegueule kilometer. What is always better than Pitbull , admittedly.

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Pouffe February

My spring rolls, if you just follow the news, you know very well that the Pop-Pouffe February flowed naturally. I am sadly predictable.

It's me, it looks increasingly bêtasse, Britney's, when seen close up in his videos? Certainly, the freshness of its 16 years is long gone, but ... In his defense, long time ago that his life is more like his videos, the poor. It's almost an actress composition, actually. Soon the Oscar?

Still, pop the turkey most of the world has ever seen the chic, well-typed 29 years, to bring up the sauce around his little body and of his "big return". Nan teasers but 14 before revealing his video, seriously?

When we see the final result, difficult not to be mixed. Obviously, this is done to the buzz that will be forgotten two bullets Monday morning, just to talk about it ouikène everything around our strawberry mojitos, and I like a good tench I relayed this informative if necessary pollution. But what do you want, we're not there to cause nuclear fusion.

Well, and this clip, then?

one of two things, either Britney does not care a bit about our mouth (you start to get used to it) or it is part of what looks like the beginning of a trend: deconstruction / re-creation. Plagiarism or, to put it down in French. Or how I take the ingredients of hits for all past and make a big remix foobar-boulga that will wet the queers fans of pop-culture a bit of unabashed panties.

After the big Gaga last week, which in a weekend (yet) conquered the world by copying Madonna, Kylie Minogue Mylène Farmer (at least that's what fans of brainless the last hope for people to stop making fun of their idol with an international) (well, especially Moscow, radiation, actually), Britney proposes a visual design based on proven recipe.

To take the most obvious stuff, then:

- Dancers eyeless freak = = Gaga

- The clothes white hooded dancers = Can Get You Out Of My Head = Minogue

- The white wedding dress = Britney singing Like a Virgin and rolling a shovel to Madonna in 2003

- The jacket epaulette and flashy colors of the early 90's = Rihanna in a bad day

- The tea scene = X-Factor / American Idol

- Double against which it fights = Madonna in the video for Die Another Day (and many other hits from Mylène Farmer to Garbage)

- The concatenation symbol of virginity dress - old clips - fight against so- same - drop - phoenix rising from the ashes stronger than ever = = metaphor of his career it had already done a bit If You Seek Amy (would have been able to tread a little more, this lazy )

As product placements a bit rude (it should smell the perfume that Chagas + Make Up Forever + Sony + Plenty Of Fish ...), we will say that it does remind Not exactly the clip Telephone , but good.

I will not comment on either what surfing's electro-will.i.am-Guetta likely to make his mark on the future of the Spears album, everyone knows what I think of any this. Or not, in fact, but it's not as if it mattered.

Just a board, still, my dear Brit-Brit: The next time you make a record sleeve designer, tries to Sort this out to you that the result is less cheap. because there, between the font back (as you seem to want to put honor in your clip as well) and the false golden effect, it looks like a box of Christmas chocolates sold at the checkout at the cash register of the local Lidl: one feels the effort to class, but we do is little illusion about the content. Which is probably not the message you tried to convey to your fans in a trance, is not it?

And if not, level dancing and beads, it takes the form, fit in?

Bah is a bit difficult to judge: the way it manages to Britnouille just her face when she dances. Either because it amuses people that are causing it speculated that the rumor is true, and indeed she had to make a lining so it moved like a walrus Centennial stranded on a beach of Le Touquet. Or because there is really a lining in this clip ...

short, we will not be choosy for so little: the clip is already showing its million views on YouTube within 24 hours, the trending topics Touitteur of panic, screaming fans in engineering, other laugh ... Ultimately, the desired result, right?

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tube of ten years ago: The Backstreet Boys stubborn

Good evening my salted poultry, you thought I disappeared? You were right. I have work, what do you want.

Today, because we do not really tired of posting videos shameful here and there on the web root (but especially on this bloug, actually, because it leaves more traces), it will cause boy bands.

You know, these groups cast to parody by Smart producers in the mid 90s to being a good laugh, except that it lasted a bit long for a joke. Finally, four or five years, whatever. Admittedly, this is not death. But it's much, anyway.

short, so there has been moult creations skewers trumpeting models, with varying degrees of success. Until 1997, where the phenomenon has arrived in France (which ensured a process of mediocrity Flash) (2be3, Alloy, G-Squad, all that), before being eclipsed for our happiness by the girl power and Latin lovers. With hindsight, it was not necessarily won by the change, but hey, let's be serious for a second (why I say that? I'm always serious): what could be worse, visually, musically and mythological, the clip Stiff crazy of you, frankly?

And yet, at the side of our Anglo-Saxon, some relics of that dark era of the 90's have survived the year 2000. You can count Westlife, or even occasional resurgence of the phenomenon as B2K, A1 or Blue ... But the group that card until 2002 without knowing crisis or crossing desert, it's the Backstreet Boys.

The reason seems simple enough: like Britney Spears, this group yet not much more talented or charismatic than his fellow has managed to sniff sinegueules producers and can provide them with a minimum duration. And also to treat the visual aspect, which as we all know now that we finally surface, is essential. Just in terms of packaging, the little guy from Orlando went from this:

this:

What kept the impression (illusion) that when they bought their album, they bought something almost culturally respectable.

type an album of Dr. Dre.

But brushing Rick Astley.

In the end, they engage in posterity some sinegueules effective and carefully produced albums for their pretty eyes, before that, really, the world decrees that boy band that is so 20th century.

The title pretty tasteless, The Call, which draws many of its Latin influences in fashion (which was then at its peak thanks because deJennifer Lopez, Enrique Iglesias and Ricky Martin and before Shakira) and whose intro was subsequently pumped by the sumptuously Hey Sexy Lady Shaggy's not very bankable, is a kind of swan song for the boys in the alley. It is virtually the last time we hear about them as a group "phenomenon" to the success about as delusional as that of Justin Bieber today. Nan but seriously, folks, when you find an old CD from the Backstreet Boys at the back of a closet in your room teen, you're not a bit ashamed to have to be made by the boy band phenomenon IN 2001? You did not want to laugh when you see these young citizens to play it plump look of chav and Bruce Willis movie?

short, everyone's collective hypnosis, eh. After all, I remain very tolerant of errors of which are yet to Rihanna she the laughingstock of the blogosphere , so ...

boys attempt the comeback in 2005, still crowned with their previous successes and their amazing longevity (for a boy band). A successful international sinegueule come out again (that they are stubborn, and more), and in my case, I'm literally sawed me realize that for my 20 years there has still not succeeded in finding the last pieces of boy bands stuck to our boots. This shameful trend we will long, apparently. Unfortunately there is not that gay love for pop music: there are pubescent and adolescent girls crazy incontinent.

But thanks to a hiatus in the group (polite way of saying that comes apart to see if it will also sell discs solo, which will provide the most charismatic of the lot to share royalties with the other balls) (that is Robbie Williams syndrome), the Backstreet Boys will separate, long enough to denigrate, to getting old and forget a good part of the planet. Their attempt to return now seems to have a little lead in the wing, and frankly, given the lack of modernity of the concept and the low recorded musical evolution, it is not worse. A little effort and songwriting register more mature musical should, however, allow buddies Nick Carter not to sink into oblivion right away, enjoy the 90's revival, and perhaps make a "Take That".

What, because he caused me a real excitement, generates both a perspective gadin dramatic and almost unbearable suspense.

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One Hit Wonder: Hawksley Workman

It's funny, my duck pie, I thought there is little to Hawksley Workman, an old Canadian One Hit Wonder 2003 and I was wondering if anyone remembered him. And you know what ? I believe that apart from me everyone has forgotten, in fact. Yet sinegueule was on the radio, Europe 2 (after the radio was called Virgin) said it was Supair , and Hawksley Workman in 2004 was even released a DVD called Live in Lille ... Nan but Live in Lille , what!

So you also, I (pre) supposes that you have completely forgotten Hawksley Workman. If you've never heard of him ( but then you'd be a little lame ). I will not blame thee, since true I had forgotten too.

But the gentleman has made albums in the meantime, eh, but on this side of the Atlantic, we must believe that we have wanted to give one chance product. And We Will Still Need A Song in fact we had not already heard it so much on the radio at the time. It seems to me that I had also heard in a TV series, but never after. And then three days ago, perhaps because I still have a rich inner life, I started thinking about names of bizarre scenes, although the spelling sucks. So, this old archive is rising in the central computer of my mixture of brains, and I told myself that I needed to share that with you. Human memory is not it mysterious and wonderful?

It's sad to say that a title that had a chance to broadcast radio and TV did not ultimately lead to a successful early career in France. Because I do not know if you had raised, but titles that go on the radio, there are about 12 per month, passing loop. A very small portion of the pop world music production, whatever.

But who knows, thanks to my enormous influence ( you feel it, my big influence? ), perhaps We Will Still Need A Song Will Does the fate of another One Hit Wonder coming of a dark country: the Glorious Andreas Johnson as FM lost between pop and rock as it leaves dozens each year, which was a success Confidential in 1999, before becoming unbearable jingle pub Nutella in 2004 (damn, 2004, guys, it's been 7 years since the poor Chtit begets need energy to play, dream, dredging and messing around all morning instead of work in class) (p'tites lazy ) (In short, should see to propose a new creation, right?), And thus return to radio like that, loucedé as if sagissait a novelty (scandal!).

short, this little old thing is worth a title of James Blunt, whose career has survived for three albums now in defiance of all logic, and deserves at least that one wonders what interpreter has become ...

So, you remember the gentleman?